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The James Bond Girls have become as famous as
Agent 007 himself. With exotic and far out names
like Honey, Kissy, Pussy, Plenty, Tilly, Holly,
Stacy, Tracy, Aki, Rosie, Bibi, Lupe, Magda,
Pola, Kara, and Jinx – it’s no wonder!
Some good, some bad – but never ugly (on the
outside anyway), the women who grace Bond’s
adventures are as necessary to 007’s screen
existence as his cars, gadgets, and guns –
but not necessarily in that order! Some try to
woo him while others try to do him (in), but all
succumb to the Bond charm in the end.Take a
look at the files of just a few of the women who
have graced the world of James Bond 007 and see
for yourself.
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HONEY RYDER FILM: Dr.No
(1962)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Beachcomber
located in Jamaica; makes a living selling
seashells in Miami.
EMPLOYER: Self.
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “I put a black widow under his
mosquito net, a female, and they’re the
worst. It took him a whole week to die.”
“Did I do wrong?”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: Bond falls
for Honey’s child-of-nature allure –
plus the fact she looks great in a white bikini!
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JILL MASTERSON FILM:
Goldfinger (1964)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Kept woman.
Villain’s plaything (although she tells Bond
she’s only paid to be seen with Goldfinger)
and card cheat accomplice.
EMPLOYER: Auric Goldfinger.
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “I’m beginning to like you Mr
Bond – more than anyone I’ve met in a
long time, James.”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: She looks
great in a black bikini – and later in
Bond’s pyjama top.
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PUSSY GALORE
FILM: Goldfinger (1964)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Personal Pilot
EMPLOYER: Auric Goldfinger
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “Do you want to play it easy – or
the hard way?”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: She looks
great in the hay (literally). Almost certainly
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DOMINO DERVALFILM:
Thunderball (1965)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Kept woman.
Villain's plaything.
EMPLOYER: Emilio Largo MOST
MEMORABLE
DIALOGUE: (to Bond) "Promise me
you'll kill Largo." (Fair enough - the
villain's killed her brother after all!)
ATTRACTION FACTOR: She looks
great in a black & white bikini. (Get it? Her
name's Domino!)
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FIONA VOLPE FILM: Thunderball
(1965)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Assassin
EMPLOYER: SPECTRE (SPecial
Executive or Counterintelligence Terrorism,
Revenge and Extortion) – Execution Branch
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “James Bond, who only has to make love
to a women and she starts to hear heavenly choirs
singing. She repents and immediately returns to
the side of right and virtue – but not this
one! What a blow it must have been – you
having a failure.”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: Looks great
clad in black leather biker’s gear –
unless of course you’re the driver of the
car she’s about to incinerate with her
rocket-firing motorbike!
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TRACY BOND – nee Vincenzo FILM:
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Doesn’t
need one – she’s a Countess!
EMPLOYER: N/A
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “You’re very sure of yourself
– aren’t you? Suppose I were to kill
you for a thrill!”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: She’s
loaded – she’s a Countess!
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MARY GOODNIGHT
FILM: The Man With The Golden
Gun (1974)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Staff Intelligence
– Hong Kong
EMPLOYER: British Secret Service
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “Oh darling I’m tempted –
but killing a few hours as one of your passing
fancies isn’t quite my scene.”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: Looks great
in all kinds of bikinis – and a baby doll
nightie!
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ANYA AMASOVA FILM: The Spy
Who Loved Me (1977)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Spy (Agent
Triple X)
EMPLOYER: KGB
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond, who has just been wounded) “Why
don’t you lie down and let me look at
it!”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: Looks great
in and out of any number of uniforms.
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OCTOPUSSY FILM: Octopussy
(1983)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Smuggler and
Circus owner
EMPLOYER: Self
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “…and you are James Bond oo7
licence to kill! Am I to be you’re target
for tonight?”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: Heads a large
female group of international smugglers.
Unfortunately she doesn’t live up to her
name.
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PAM BOUVIER FILM: Licence To
Kill (1989)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Contract Pilot
EMPLOYER: CIA
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “It’s Ms Kennedy – and why
can’t you be my executive secretary?”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: She handles a
pump-action shotgun like no woman you’ve
ever seen!
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NATALYA SIMONOVA FILM:
GoldenEye (1995)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Computer
Programmer
EMPLOYER: Russian Government
– ‘Goldeneye project’
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “You think I’m impressed? All of
you with your guns you’re killing
you’re death – for what? So you can be
a hero? All the heroes I know are dead.”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: Can tell the
difference between a floppy or hard disk in the
dark!
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WAI LIN FILM: Tomorrow Never
Dies (1997)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Secret Agent
EMPLOYER: Chinese People’s
External Security Force
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) “…it’s mostly dull routine
of course, but every now and then, you get to
sail on a beautiful evening like this – and
sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt
Western power.”
ATTRACTION FACTOR: Martial Arts
Expert. Petite powerhouse of a woman. Allows a
man to lie back and think of England while she
does all the work – beating the bad guys
into submission!
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JINXFILM: Die Another Day
(2002)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Secret Agent
EMPLOYER: NSA
MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to
Bond) Ornithologist, huh? There’s a mouthful
(looking south).
(to Bond, while tied up with deadly laser beams
spinning randomly around her) James!! Turn them
off!! Turn them off or I’ll be half the girl
I used to be!!
ATRACTION FACTOR: Doesn’t
beat about the bush! This lady casts from the hip
and lands what she wants!! Deadly with a pistol
and in unarmed combat – but drop-deadly
gorgeous in an orange bikini!!!!
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